or
the much used:
kai che jin ru ni de pi gu, ta yi ding bu kao jin pang bian.
'If I drove a car up your arse, it wouldn't touch the sides'
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batteryoperatedlettuce Soon to be nine b3ta yrs old,
Sun 27 Feb 2005, 11:23,
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Haha!
I learned most of my Mandarin from my ex, so I'm not sure I'll try this one out...
I got into a bit of trouble when I said "Ju li see fa" to her (I have yet to learn how to pronounce this correctly, but she knew what I had said)...
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sun 27 Feb 2005, 11:26,
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