A little wining and dining
never goes amiss among the ostrich elite.
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Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:59,
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So long as you don't serve them
ostrich medallions
They'd never put out after that
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Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:02,
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They'd never put out after that
They would faint in disgust,
and no-one can object to a bit of rumpy-pumpy when they're unconscious.
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Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:03,
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