He could be attempting a goatse
which would explain the eyes.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!,
Thu 24 Mar 2005, 17:27,
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that's what I thought
spongebobskidpants
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 24 Mar 2005, 17:29,
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