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[challenge entry] im slightly bored

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(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Don't burn the cunt
the smell of burning pubic hairs is vile
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:07, archived)
# And you know this because...
fabulous eyes on the picture by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:07, archived)
# ah well
it started one day when I went for an exhibition in the early 1890's, all I had was a candle attached to my helmet and on the way in she sneezed.
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:09, archived)
# when i go down, i go down in flames
no?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:16, archived)
# well, it made me chuckle
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Well come on
explain yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:09, archived)
# *gropes wildly at your crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:11, archived)
# Grope away
It's 100% pure flannel
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:12, archived)
# shan't
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:14, archived)
# Why the fuck not?
Ms. Ship is all mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:15, archived)
# oh right, it's crossing threads now is it?
ooh, unhand her, you fiend.
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:17, archived)
# No I shall not!
As she is all mine
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Drat and double drat! Against such a cunning strategy, I must concede defeat!

However, you have not seen the last of me, sir!
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:29, archived)
# MONACLE!
MONACLE! MONACLE!
(sorry, i love monacles)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:38, archived)
# FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:09, archived)
# fire on the mountain



/gd
(schnurricane, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:09, archived)
# Murder on the dancefloor,
But you'd better not kill the groove.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:10, archived)
# strangers stopping strangers
just to shake their hand
everybody's playing
in the heart of gold band
(schnurricane, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:14, archived)
# *hums along to
The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown*
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:11, archived)
# that'll teach the fucker
to wear 100% polyester
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 0:09, archived)