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Peregr1n @peregr1n,
Fri 8 Apr 2005, 14:35,
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Ok.Two psychics bump into each other in the street.
The one says: "Well, you're ok, how am I?"
(The one says: "Well, you're ok, how am I?"
whelkboy is old now, you see,
Fri 8 Apr 2005, 14:36,
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An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said, "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! `Twas horrid. Just terrible, doctor."
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
What was terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided was not good?"
"No, no, no, doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years. But, sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."
("What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said, "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! `Twas horrid. Just terrible, doctor."
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
What was terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided was not good?"
"No, no, no, doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years. But, sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Fri 8 Apr 2005, 14:39,
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Hahahahaha!Winner!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 8 Apr 2005, 14:40,
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Hahahaha!Best joke I've heard in months!
*memorises for the pub later*
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 14:52,
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*memorises for the pub later*
How many......children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Lets go play on our bikes!'
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 14:44,
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"Lets go play on our bikes!'
Three Trappist monks in a room, after 10 years the lightbulb blew."Oh, the lightbulb just blew.", said the first monk.
"Oh, you just said something.", said the second monk.
"Lucky I didn't say anything." said the third monk.
And then Pobblepop walked slowly towards the edge of the cliff marked 'Fools this way'.
("Oh, you just said something.", said the second monk.
"Lucky I didn't say anything." said the third monk.
And then Pobblepop walked slowly towards the edge of the cliff marked 'Fools this way'.
Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Fri 8 Apr 2005, 14:47,
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