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# but i will always have the knowledge that my face is not ugly
and does not cause small children to gnaw out their own eyes.
(schnurricane, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:28, archived)
# You
lucky bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
as long as you're alright settling for that :op

edit: just looked at profile, gosh youre right your beautiful, beach babe or summin!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:30, archived)
# well,
that's a bulletproof comeback if ever i heard one. you're just too clever, schurr.
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:33, archived)
# thank you!
(schnurricane, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:34, archived)
# I thought you were ignoring me
Oh well, I may be ugly but I have Ms. Ship :P
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:33, archived)
# i was
but today i decided...


well you know how sometimes you'll step aside small children but other times you feel like kicking them?
(schnurricane, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:34, archived)
# I hate children
I'd rather they didn't have to be subjected to my face
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:35, archived)
# the thing is
i'm not even kidding.

i mean, if i saw in on the street, obviously i wouldn't tell you.

but since you're just some anonymous internet person, i feel i have a duty.

i mean, someone's got to tell you.

your face, and i say this with complete sincerity, is truly very ugly.

i pity you, in a way.

also, i'm jealous of your internet girlfriend.
(schnurricane, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:37, archived)
# I like your style
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:39, archived)
# just being honest.
ugly people shouldn't live with delusions.

and your visage truly upsets me, deep to my core. it's a very visceral thing.
(schnurricane, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:41, archived)
# You're a regular flash aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:43, archived)
# dont stand down to him bc stick up for yourself, rip it out of him some
ill stand over here and throw stones while billy gets a teacher
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm much more charismatic and witty than him. I can live with his poor self image and his constant lashings out.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:47, archived)
# the charisma! the charisma!
(schnurricane, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:50, archived)
# no, go down to his level
make a comment about the size of his penis or something equally witty.
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:50, archived)
# woah
i just realized.

your face is ugly too!
(schnurricane, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:52, archived)
# Just because you feel bad about yourself
No reason to try and bring others down
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:54, archived)
# pwned
(Hairy Midget, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:57, archived)
# oh damn.
your hat is ugly
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 20 Apr 2005, 20:58, archived)