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[challenge entry] Lunchables, anyone?

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(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)
# wait-
they made a film of HG Wells The Time Machine?
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:39, archived)
# I'm not sure it was made from the book
but i heard it sucked enough that it's considered a form of torture by many.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# I seem to remember seeing a bit of it
and nearly dying of pain
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)
# The remake sucked ass.
However, nothing beats the book.

except maybe a b.j.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Bone jog?
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:48, archived)
# braised Jerusalem?
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Brown Jokes?
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:51, archived)
# pfft.
that made me think of tubgirl.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:53, archived)
# bathtub jetsam?
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)
# I just snotted upon my monitor.
Cheers.


cunt.

you're not really a cunt. I'm just kidding.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:59, archived)
# beneficent jellyfish?
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Benevolent Jollyjack?
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:58, archived)
# boobalicious Jadeviper?
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 19:08, archived)
# It is nothing like the book
I have read the book, and the film was only loosely based on it.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# heh
time machine merchandise. And lunchables...


Woo Yay!
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Lunchables
Lunchables! Gimme! I always wanted to eat American on chocolate cookies!
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# Yarr!
Afternoon
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Yarr!
Ye be in fine piratey tenor.

Yarr!
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Yarr!
Indeed it be.
I just got my new zep album yarr!
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Which one?
Truth be told, I listened to Led Zep, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, &tc. too much as a lad.

I found the siren song of industrial just too powerful to ignore.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Houses of the holy
I only need coda now.
I'm a big sabbath fan, not heard much floyd though
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:53, archived)
# I
Was supposed to be going to Aussie Pink Floyd tonight. My cunt of a mate ex mate gave my ticket to someone else. Cunt.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:55, archived)
# True Story
I saw Floyd when they played the 'Shoe at Ohio State University back in the late '80s.

Funny thing. I don't recall a whole lot of details from it. I wonder why...

(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Pffffft!
Lucky sod getting to see them. Not so lucky failing to remember it :-S Gah I was looking forward to tonight as well. Still, the upside is I have a reason not to talk to that stammering, lardy-arse whorebag ever again. Woo.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 19:01, archived)
# YARR!
For the sake of YARR!
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Eh up
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Yarr!
Ye be right!

Yarr!
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Yarr!
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)