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# d'you
reckon it does real-sound ones? i want my new phone to say 'i smell manflesh'

that would be so weird, if it rang on the train. just imagine getting the phone out of your pocket when everyone's just heard it screaming about your manflesh...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 9:50, archived)
# or pretend to be your hostage,
and answer your phone to screams of, 'you can't keep me down this well forever you psycho, give me back my ear!'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 9:52, archived)
# arf!
my mate's phone plays real tones, i will record that while he's not looking, i think...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 9:54, archived)
# Mine
currently shouts 'i'm gonna slap you like a bitch' in a squeaky voice whenever i get a message. Strange looks all round when i froget to set me phone to silent at work...

edit: froget? bah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 9:55, archived)
# my
old one played 'happy happy joy joy' - the third verse, where he's really screaming it. it was great whenever i got a call in a library...

i also had korn's song 'twist' as a tone once, but my co-workers filed a complaint.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 9:57, archived)
# heh, class.
i'm going to record some snippets from rather good's buffy swearing keyboard. i'm thinking 'm'.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 10:02, archived)
# i'd
comletely forgotten about that page! oh, how i am laughing...

"zebra fucking zebra bastard zebra zebra fucker!"
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 10:06, archived)
# My ringtone:
b3ta.dekadent.co.uk/pics/ringtone.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 9:56, archived)
# i
don't remember the url, but i've now got the old soviet anthem as mine...

it's class on a communist stick!
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 9:58, archived)
# I used to have aphex twin's "come to daddy"...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 9:59, archived)
# that's
pure fucking genius!


i want your soul
i will eat your soul
repeat
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 10:00, archived)