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# Why
do aliens always land in America?
(Harry, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 9:37, archived)
# Did a vehicle
did a vehicle, did a vehicle
come from somewhere out there
just to land in the andes?
was it round and did it have a motor?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 10:21, archived)
# because
petrol is much cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Why not Iraq then?
Get it at the source


Oooh, political...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 10:28, archived)
# it's a well-known
fact that aliens have a mortal fear of camels

it's those funny faces that scares 'em, and
they aren't too crazy about any creature with
a hump
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 10:33, archived)
# But not llamas?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 10:34, archived)
# oh, they can't stand Lorenzo Lamas

but then, who can
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 10:38, archived)
# Llamas are too cute to fear
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 10:38, archived)
# Luck?
America gets abductions, we get crop circles.
(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 14:43, archived)