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# Fear Duncan
for he has the technology
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:42, archived)
# They would make terrific
supermarket trollies.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:53, archived)
# which?
the exo-skeletor flying vehicle, or Duncan?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:56, archived)
# The whole thing
His antlers could carry the shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)
# there speaketh a
father.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:04, archived)
# Quite
He would have to be more manouverable than those mad double trollies we have to use.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:25, archived)
# buying food is a nightmare
which is why i now photosynthesise instead.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:30, archived)
# We've been toying with the idea of hiring a maid
for the weekend, whenever there's a large number of us together at the weekend. It would only cost about a tenner each, and you'd have someone to make all the teas, go to the shops, make the toast, empty the ashtrays and clean up spillages! It would save so many arguments
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:44, archived)
# cool
I'll get one. we can make them fight each other for our entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:57, archived)
# Maid wars
Count us in. Our maid will have free use of our Decimator, which I'll hire at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 12:39, archived)
# I'm attaching
a huge spike to my maid's forehead at the moment. She's going to get tit-mounted WD40 flamethrowers soon too.
Bring it on!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 12:50, archived)
# I dunno
I would be afraid that he'd fly into the heavens with my groceries once we got to the carpark.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:05, archived)
# Well..
our local Sainsburys has like wierd metal things that stop you nicking trollies. Supermarkets with these boys would need carparks a bit like the Snowdon Avery at London Zoo, I expect. That way the worst that could happen is that the moose headed snail boy flying machines could hover out of reach. You could then becken them down with lettuce to get your shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:22, archived)
# but...
with a weekly shops worth of groceries, surely they would be able to survive out of reach for a lengthy period, id have wires attached to them like kites, or unruly surfboards, or large exploive plants in their heads, just blow their faces off and watch as two tonne or machinery moose and groceries gently fall to earth.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:26, archived)
# Yes I was worried about that
But of course as they reach up for a packet of biscuits they would take thier hands off the controls causing them to crash, in a sickening heap of moose twisted metal and shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:37, archived)
# Yup, it's fool proof
At night you could just light a candle and they would fly round and round it till they collapsed exhausted.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:26, archived)