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# Maybe he should
have a neck job.
(Indole Ring, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 0:02, archived)
# he hasn't got a lady friend...
oh i see what you mean, he could do it himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 0:06, archived)
# No, I meant
that he could take up the increasingly popular option of neck-shortening cosmetic surgery.

Though the other meaning induces some strange imagery ...
(Indole Ring, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 0:10, archived)
# yep still considering that imagery
i misinterpreted for comic (sans) effect. I'm currently combining that consideration with boomshanks question about the kylie pic up there and wondering if between them they might be able to work something out.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 0:29, archived)
# Blimey!
[thinks of extremely disturbing NSFW image involving ostrich heads and holes]
(Indole Ring, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 0:40, archived)
# I think it'd be possible
if Kylie applied liberal amounts of sand...
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 0:43, archived)
# i was thinking with the amount of general grit and stuff that's probably already down there
it would be not too much of a 'stretch'.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 0:51, archived)
# gahh - this is testing my limits.
Mustn't... imagine... Kylie getting rogered... by... Rembrandt ostrich...

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 1:02, archived)
# of course
you know now these two posts are next to each other onthe frontpage (kylie on top)
So many thousands of casual lurkers are going to be reading all this.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 1:39, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooo
Don't put Kylie on top! Gravel or no gravel the poor Rembrandt Ostritch would never survive!

/edit: I'm going to need bleach to get rid of *that* image from my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 2:41, archived)