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# You know I'd always figured up until this point that Mort was some kind of gay penguin
Live and learn
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)
# Whether he's gay or not, I don't know
but he's an ostrich.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)
# Ahhh, k
Thanks for the clarification.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)
#
the confusion is quite understandable

although I think he probably looks more like a flamingo than a penguin
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)
# Actually you've got a point
Though it'd be an obese Flamingo.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)
# have you seen how much he eats?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)
# Does it have anything to do with the EU butter mountain?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)
# The only reason we don't have a Liquorice Allsort mountain
is thanks to Mort.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Curse that pink gluton!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)