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[challenge entry] This is a public service announcement on behalf of the Kellogg Corporation

Now with Milky Wee

And for those of you that haven't yet, download my latest track - though I prolly wouldn't listen to it at work

From the 1950s Government Warnings challenge. See all 378 entries (closed)

(Mattyboy, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:06, archived)
# At Oxford University
There is a Kellogg College with a bust of the man himself in reception. I worked there on the reception desk for a while and every so often someone would say "by the way... is it actually... Kellogg's... as in the..?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:11, archived)
# I hope you punched the duffle-coated pillocks
!
(Mattyboy, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:15, archived)
# I bet they're the same
lot who ring up Christmas College every Xmas and sing Happy Birthday to whom ever answers the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:20, archived)
# Jesus College, Bovine.
There's no Christmas College. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:22, archived)
# Really.
aaw fuck it, now I look like a fucking moron.
Right, I'm off to lunch to drown my sorrows in an abundance of foody goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:24, archived)
# Delete the thread
Then no-one will ever know

Who hasn't seen it yet
(I helped save b3ta! pagram, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:36, archived)
# Well there should be
.
(Mattyboy, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:26, archived)
# Not even
on Easter Island?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:36, archived)
# nah
I was reasonably rude to them on my last day, but I don't suppose that really counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:20, archived)
# where's the use in that?
Now, being unreasonably rude, that's more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shedside, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:31, archived)
# no no
I mean it was reasonable in that they deserved it - it was a reasonable response to be rude to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:39, archived)
# That's nothing.
In Thames Valley University, Slough, there is a Mars sponsored lecture theatre...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:35, archived)
# Oh, good old Mars...
...they make Slough Trading Estate smell sickly sweet with their chocolate fumes ;-)
(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:58, archived)
# i like that.
couldn't really hear what was going on but it had a good beat
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:26, archived)
# oooh, how do you mean you couldn't hear what was going on?
does it sound too muddy?
(Mattyboy, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:38, archived)
# no, its clear as a bell, except the phone bits, obviously
i just wasn't really concentrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:42, archived)
# no worries...
i was worried that it was muddy, that's all...
(Mattyboy, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:44, archived)
# nice!
I have worked in call centres and that happens! - full points to the guy from bt for keeping on trying to get his message across...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 11:38, archived)
# sounds a bit
jumpy on my machine - is it meant to?
I'm using xmms on Redhat Linux 8
(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 12:13, archived)