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# Doctor Doctor you must help me...
I am out of my mind with worry...

DOCTOR: 'Sorry that is a psychiatrist's job'
(, Tue 16 Aug 2005, 18:00, archived)
# Patient: DOCTOR DOCTOR! I have a huge cut on my arm and it's bleeding really really bad and i'm starting to feel very light headed
Doctor: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRWHOOOOOPWHOOOPGRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG! *splutter*

Patient: What the shitting fuck?!
(, Tue 16 Aug 2005, 18:04, archived)
# HAH!
I actually laughed out loud, yay for you.
(, Tue 16 Aug 2005, 18:09, archived)
# I know I say this a lot
But then I actually did have to try really hard not to splutter tea over my keyboard. Best joke EVER, woo yay to you.
(, Tue 16 Aug 2005, 18:21, archived)