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[challenge entry] Svengali Bliar

From the Using Hypnotism For Evil challenge. See all 153 entries (closed)

(Dr_Seuss, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:04, archived)
# haha!
a satirical woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:08, archived)
# FREEDOM is SLAVERY
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:08, archived)
# Slavery! Fuck yea!
Bed Bath and Beyond! uh fuck yea
(Hairy Midget, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:09, archived)
# Linens 'n things!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:11, archived)
# Drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:12, archived)
# None of you have seen Team America?
America, Fuck Yea! is the best song on earth.
(Hairy Midget, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:26, archived)
# porno, fake tits, valium, taco bell
etc etc

I love it so much that I've played it to death, and now I don't love it so much. The Pearl Harbour song is still pure joy to me.
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:28, archived)
# haha
god i love the pearl harbor song, and the aids song. The end of Everyone has AIDS is the best.
(Hairy Midget, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:29, archived)
# Of course I have!
 
Though I prefer "You Are Worthless, Alec Baldwin" and "Everyone Has AIDS", myself.

Just didn't see any other explanation for the "bed, bath & beyond"...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:30, archived)
# Silly me.
 
It's in the second to last verse.

Guess I need to see it again...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:35, archived)
# Just mind you don't go into that beyond section.
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:24, archived)
# Is that where they keep the mugs?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:27, archived)
# wooooaaaaa-
aaaaaaoh there they are!
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:28, archived)
# hello you...
sold your grandparent's stuff yet? they're old...they won't notice...do it!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:11, archived)
# but now they're 3 hours away
:/
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:11, archived)
# 3 hours....
but years of having to put up with spat upon hankies and bizzare stiffies when you sat upon your grandad's knee......unless that was just me.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:13, archived)
# my grandad only has one knee!
(well he has 2, but one's plastic)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:15, archived)
# There
Is definately a joke there somewhere. But as I have surpassed the ability to create humour and/or typing...we'll let that one pass.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:17, archived)
# too drunk?
or too tired?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:18, archived)
# both.
Seeing in triplicate without the help of either carbon paper or strangely coloured specticles.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:21, archived)
# perfection!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:22, archived)
# perfection would not involve
belching and retasting your 8pm curry. nor the strange burning sensation when you pee. But thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:24, archived)
# um...
thanks for sharing?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:26, archived)
# a pleasure.
Well off to bed, to sleep, and dream and donate another matress to the IVF clinic.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:28, archived)
# 'night
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 2:50, archived)