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# the only way a tortoise could reach anywhere near 88mph
would be if you kicked it
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 19:25, archived)
# Or if it has a motor, like mine.
Teh speed!Teh speed!
(Adzinger, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 19:27, archived)
# I still think
you'd need a fucking long run-up. How big is your garden?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:07, archived)