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[challenge entry] Baaad for your shearing...

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(evilcoffee, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 22:47, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sun 4 Sep 2005, 22:49, archived)
# i may be putting too much emphasis on this
but westwood is a cock, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 22:49, archived)
# ^
This!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)
# total utter cock.
in fact he's lord cock, king of the cocks from cockinton valley, cocksville usa. winner of the cock of the year competion nineteen ninty cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sun 4 Sep 2005, 22:52, archived)
# No no no...
He _thinks_ he's the King of Cocks from Cockington valley, Cocksville, USA...

But he's actually British*


*apparently.
(evilcoffee, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 22:54, archived)
# That certainly doesn't resemble a pulsating orifice of any kind.
No, sir.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 22:50, archived)
# Of course not...
As if I would ever countenance such a theme in my work...
(evilcoffee, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)