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[challenge entry] Church

You did say unpopular didn't you?

From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 382 entries (closed)

(unexploded (13370R), Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:37, archived)
# We could send all our old people there when they get unbearable,

like logans run, but older and with less naked jenny aguter
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:39, archived)
# I used to play a game called "Ship-a-likes"
which mostly consisted of pointing at 50+ aged men with beards and giggling
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:40, archived)
# I am
offended.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:41, archived)
# no no no - you don't have a shippers beard
you are the most beautiful man I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:44, archived)
# hey
hands off.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:52, archived)
# ha ha - I see what you've done there Bob
I would retaliate, but it would start an edit war and I need to go to bed.

SO I WIN BY WALKING AWAY.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:11, archived)
# I am not offended any more
I originally read that, thinking you had laughed at a number of men with beards, more numerous than 50.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:45, archived)
# see above
I tried to insult you more specifically.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:45, archived)
# Rob, the guy with the [L] is picking on me
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:47, archived)
# Some hostility on the board tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:48, archived)
# all aimed at me
because i am the l337 who holds the upload codez
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:48, archived)
# that'll learn ya.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:49, archived)
# who cares
YOU ARE ALL CUNTS.

specially those who occasionally feel insecure.

YES. I MEAN YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:49, archived)
# i'm telling!
rob, rob called us cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:50, archived)
# don't worry
no matter what he says, always remember
HE IS STILL GINGER.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:56, archived)
# and proud
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:58, archived)
# You know, the odd thing is, after 31 years of being ginger I haven't thought of a come-back to that
better than "uh... yeah?"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:58, archived)
# it's the ultimate argument winner with one's ginger girlfriend
"You scraped the side of the car on that fence, you cunt"

"Yes, but you're ginger".

(then the bitch-slaps rain down on one)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:02, archived)
# my missus has got black hair
which she dyes red.

Which in moments of argument I point out is in clear tribute to my wonderfulness.

She claims that it looks better with her pale complexion, but I know the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:04, archived)
# black hair is awesome.
she should leave it be.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:10, archived)
# hmm,
i better go savour my 3 hours of sleep; then wake up for college (not knowing where i'm going because i washed my timetable)

goodbyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:14, archived)
# fair enough!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:25, archived)
# how about "at least I don't have the bad aids".
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:03, archived)
# "Well atleast i'm not Vintage"
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:03, archived)
# haha
you know, I think that deep down inside, we're all just a little bit ginger.

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:09, archived)
# I'm not Ginger at all!
I'M AUBURN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:14, archived)
# I'm ginger at skin
i get freckles like a nuns pancreas.

/nuns pancreases may not contain freckles.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:15, archived)
# Denial. It's not just a river in Egypt.
*sighs sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:17, archived)
# That's OK
I'll just defend myself in a way that is likely to get my powers removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:50, archived)
# It must be great being able to legitimately claim to "have powers"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:53, archived)
# *levitates*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:06, archived)
# *is in awe*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:06, archived)
# ...
White bread, or wholemeal?
(Pseudonym, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:44, archived)
# wholemeal - possibly malted
www.thatsweird.net/mugshots/harold_shipman.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:46, archived)
# men with breads?
yeah, I guess an old guy walking around with a baguette would be very amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:46, archived)
# *edits post to make you look illiterate*
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:47, archived)
# I made our ginger overlord edit a post
fear my powers.

oh, and congrats on the wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:57, archived)
# cheers
I've drunk all of the vodka so my keyboard skillz are masghed
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:59, archived)