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[challenge entry] Paul Martin & Dubya have a chat..


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(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 8:46, archived)
# too bad paul didn't kick him in the balls like he should have.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 8:53, archived)
# Do -not- get me started..
..on Canadian / US relations. Or the Canadian Parliamentary system for that matter.

@#$%^&*ing Martin.
@#$%^&*ing Chretien.
@#$%^&*ing Mulroney.

In my best Pepperpot voice, "Oh look Martha, there's another ex-British Colony without a Constitution. Let's make one up for them that'll screw things up for the next 100 years. That'll teach them to leave Mother Britain!"

(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 8:58, archived)
# you seem to have gotten yourself started
without any help
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 9:00, archived)
# Right you are!
..I'm going to go STHU and grab some sleep.
See you all on the other side of the morning.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 9:04, archived)
# very well
I'm going to go CTHULHU and get some cereal.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 9:06, archived)
# You're going to eat your cereal with tentacles?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 9:57, archived)
# and what if I am?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)
# heh, we can avoid that debate.
i'm just here to look at pictures. but anyone with a brain would love to see that sad stupid bastard get kicked in the balls.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 9:01, archived)
# I wonder if Paul is much
of a fighter.
He's big-ish, but I don't see him putting up much of a scrap.
Cretien though, he was thin, wiry, but i think he would have had spunk in a fight. He'd probably lose, but claw someone's eyes out in the process.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 9:17, archived)
# I thought
we (Britain) still totally owned Canada!

Damn, and I've been ordering every canadian I see to do my evil bidding. If we don't own them, why does that still work?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 9:44, archived)
# we all just think
you're fantastic.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 9:57, archived)
# We are.
;)
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Oh Canana!
Oh Canada,
it's quite a pleasant land
and it's full of retired people
if you find youself in BC.

Oh Canada,
You're not as fat as the USA
You're not as annoying as the USA
But there's still alot that is the same.

Canada: USA, with less crime and no "the shrub".
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 11:32, archived)
# precisesolutely
arf!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 9:04, archived)
# good concept
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 11:29, archived)