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[challenge entry] Doctor David Dickinson


-Not strictly a monster, but I can't think of another celebrity who has the sophistication of DD to pull Doctor Who glamour off...

From the Dr Who monsters that should have been challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:07, archived)
# cheap as chips!
that would make him the triple D.
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:09, archived)
# I just found out
that at my uni Christmas ball we're having "Pat Sharp's Fun House Show Featuring The Twins plus Special Guest David Dickinson".
Christ.
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:17, archived)
# never, ever,
ever let students organise anything ever.
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:18, archived)
# The Twins you say?
Will The Bairn be there too?

/Broons
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:19, archived)
# you lucky, lucky bastard
although i'm sure the twins must be looking a bit ropey by now.
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:19, archived)
# did they
ever look anything but?
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:21, archived)
# Oh I'm not going,
'Wacky Student' stuff generally pisses me off. I'll probably just be getting wasted in a pub instead.
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:22, archived)
# I saw Pat Sharp at my Uni last week.
Very depressing...He simply played the fun house music, and had two skanky girls dressed as nurses as the twins. He proceeded to just talk filth for a bit ('ooh Pat Sharp is swearing, ooh') the twins squirted the punters with water, and then Pat told them not to spill his precious juices around the place. Tsk. Terrible.

One bloke that got on stage kept on giving him the wanker sign to his face, I later saw the guy being chucked out by the bouncers. Hee hee.

And a guy got his knob out for the twins to sign. He must have been very drunk, because I wouldn't have been proud of that little thing. The twins actually touched it. Euurgh.

'Adult Fun House.' Sweet.
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:26, archived)
# that kind
of stoodent shite really makes me feel ill.
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:30, archived)
# yeah
that's cos you're sooooooo cool.
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:34, archived)
# damn right.
*flicks up hoody on 90 pound skate jumper, puts some obscure, too-technical-for-it's-own-good-drum n bass, then walks off complaining about how the scene was better 5 years ago*
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:38, archived)
# its fookin annoying innit?
they all pretend to be "crazy" and have things like 80s theme night. The 80's were wank!!! They wouldnt listen to any of my ideas for theme nights. i wanted a bad taste night. Was gonna go as a Zombie Princess Diana.
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Yeah,
figured it would be somethinng like that. Does every kid's TV star end up touring universities and randomly swearing?
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:32, archived)
# Rainbow did.
They were on in Sol in Bury. Went down a storm apparently.
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:35, archived)
# that looks smashing
plus another smashing name there. How do you wacky people think them up?
(, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:18, archived)