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[challenge entry] If dodgy mechanics ran the world...
I'm guessing this is what you'd be picking up after your MOT... Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
P.S Someone sent me this pic it's not mine so credits to whoever took it!

From the If Dodgy Mechanics ran the World challenge. See all 70 entries (closed)

(dollydagger, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:26, archived)
# it came from the top gear website
& there are thousands more like it there.
got anything photoshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# meanie, be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# yeah was a bit harsh
but you get the point. Its supposed to be edited images here. Still, i remember laughing my tits off when i saw that at work a few weeks ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# haha
pwnd indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Play nice
...or I open this.

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
# oh i am playing nice
i just think it's a bit silly inventing rules for no obvious reason
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:48, archived)
# I agree...
...trying to lighten the tone thats all :)

Edit: And this runs Cockermouth very close!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:52, archived)
# What about wetwang?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 19:10, archived)
# it needs to be a clio
edit: as stated above, you shouldn't realy start a new thread with someone elses work. a reply it okish at a push, but try not to regurgitate what others have probably seen before. anyway *high five*

what a great day for high fives...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# it needs to be crushed
(Londingham ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# better than my car
the window popped out of my car the other week so now its literally held up by squeezing it into the rubber seal at the top of the frame. feel free to rob it if you ever see it, i need the insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Sorry, I've already got a shit car.
I don't want another one.
:)
(Londingham ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:33, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:34, archived)
# This reminds me of Devvo
LOTS
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# FOCKIN RATE SHIT MATE
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# FOOKIN......FOOKIN......
What youns lookin at ya belend?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# ?
(Londingham ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's somewhere near me
possably

maybe

Probably not
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# If you are somewhere SW of Birmingham, in a Kidderminster sort of direction, then probably yes.
(Londingham ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:33, archived)
# yes, yes I do
so it is then

EDIT: There is a place near here called Sheepscombe.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:33, archived)
# i still say nowhere beats Cockermouth
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# How 'bout this one


(or of course 'Brown Willy'..)
(Londingham ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# He should really go to the doctors...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Arf!
Camp Farm on that map also sounds like a fun place!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# surely youd need a brush not a comb
ahhh funny names. buggerington, i hope its real but have never checked
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)
# I'm afraid it's not real
due to the lack of shark, helicopter etc.

www.multimap.com/map/places.cgi?client=public&lang=&advanced=&keepicon=true&quicksearch=buggerington
(Londingham ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:44, archived)
# in one click
i left the last trace of my childhood
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
# behold
4 stupidly named villages, all next to each other
maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=splatt+UK&btnG=Search&ll=50.550962,-4.870892&spn=0.024214,0.107632
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:50, archived)
# My local contribution
maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=fanny+hands+lane+lincolnshire&btnG=Search&ll=53.383328,-0.204449&spn=0.023498,0.086517
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# It's still funny
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
#
isnt that in shepshed?
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# It is indeedy
I'm surprised it hasn't been nicked
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# me too.
i think my godmothers son (godbrother?) lives down there sumwhere. or one near it.
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Shepshed Dynamo FC
have their ground there

www.shepsheddynamo.co.uk/html/location.html
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:51, archived)
# That's not real
(Londingham ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
#
No cat bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Have a sluts hole lane
www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?G2M?X=608750&Y=296750&A=Y&Z=1
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:49, archived)
# COCK ROAD.
www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.srf?x=365379&y=173221&z=1&sv=courtney+road&st=6&tl=Courtney+Road,+Bristol,+BS15&searchp=newsearch.srf&mapp=newmap.srf

Big dick lane is around there somwhere. Who said Bristol's Gay?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
#
these is me fuckin' bangin' wheels's, mate..
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# I have seen cars like that actually driving around
/Tamworth blog
(Londingham ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# theres one around where i live
with a wooden skirt around it and no bonnet.
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:44, archived)
# *is barely surprised*
(Londingham ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 18:47, archived)