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[challenge entry] the truth

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)

(goober, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)
# what's this?
you lifes work?

or maybe just 60 years of constant hard work.
(spunkbasket3000, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:33, archived)
# no
my life's work will be known soon - you and the other infidels will be so sorry
(goober, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Are you sure that's a chick?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Chick with a Dick!
/been there done that
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# isn't it
"why do ethiopians give the est blowjobs?"
"because you know they are hungry"
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# nah
the ethopian version is "because they always swallow"
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)
# i meant to type that
but thinking about the picture caused my fingers to act uop their own accord.
Like when you're typing a memo but are thinking about findinf nemo and you put nemo instead of memo. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)
# arguably NSFW, but im at home and pretty pissed
so.......erm.......ah.......uh......would
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# no exposed bits
she might be damcing
(goober, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# *humps*
*downs the rest of booze*
fekin watcha self ya cont!!!
*vomits*
*collapses*
ye fekin baskets!! aller ya!!
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# may I suggest
to help your situation:

1 cup strong black coffee
2 soluble aspirin
1 packet Remys
1 5mg valium
1G of good quality methamphetamine (snorted)
(goober, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:55, archived)
# tah
*does*
*humps*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 22:08, archived)