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[challenge entry] Thought i'd try the compo
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Three pregnant women sitting knitting jumpers. One says to the others, 'I hope I have a boy, because I got this blue wool cheap'. Another says, 'I hope I have a girl, because I got this pink wool cheap'. The last lady says... 'I hope I have a disabled kid, as I've really fucked the arms up on this jumper...'

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)
# BIGGER YOU CUNT !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)
# *makes his cunt bigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:38, archived)
# now you can keep crackers and cheese in there.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:39, archived)
# *eats Yeknom's cunt*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)
# come on, spit it back up..bad dog !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)
# *cough* *spits cheese*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)
# I prefer it when they swallow
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)
# your a filthy thing. wash your mouth out with some cilit bang
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Are you insane! Look what it does to a penny!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahahahaha *claps*
good one.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:51, archived)
# is *claps* the emote for giving me gonnorhea?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:52, archived)
# no
but if you like....
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:55, archived)
# I want to buy the evil penny of doom
and clit bang it and resell it on ebay...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:52, archived)
# It'll whiten your teeth in 15 seconds
or just dissolve them
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:53, archived)
# ow
crackers break all pointy
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Incorrect!
cunt is not cheeseboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# hahhahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahhha
and pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Well I
had to put my specs on to see that one!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:38, archived)
#
brief TJ... what on earth does RPS mean?!
(thundercat, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:39, archived)
# real picture sunday
or rape paul's sphyncter

be sure to find which it being talked about before responding
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)
# haha!
good stuff, i might even consider posting this evening...

(thundercat, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday

/edit: what Yeknom said
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)
# really purple shoes
ooh it's like a game of acro 2
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)
# You been here three years and you don't know?
Royal Phat Sigmund
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)
# it did only get invented about 4 weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Pft
A lack of time-traveling ability is no excuse.

So speaks the noob
I am just bitter 'cos my host's FTP server is down.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)
# I'll host some pics for you if you want...
email in profile etc...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Thanks but...
...Warren's Anus is as good a place as any.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 0:03, archived)
# you have a point
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 0:08, archived)
# i'm not that hip to be honest..
i'm still bowled over by the first mention of the word 'furtive'
(thundercat, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Rohypnol Party - SEXY!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:42, archived)
# *votes for this one*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Rock, Paper, Scissors
or Royal Photographic Society.

/edit: it's what Yeknom said, even if he is a tarty, unwholesome bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# As a knitting
fan I find this joke highly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)
# just a fan, rather than a participant?
never saw it as a spectator sport
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# extreme knitting is
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)