Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)
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From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)
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I've always been partial to the jokes with the logical punchline.
They seemed to be the funniest to me.
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56,
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Why did Sarah fall off the swings?
has always been a favourite of mine...
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:58,
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Absolutely! "Why did the girl fall off the swing"
Remains my favourite joke of all time ever.
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:58,
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"Why did the girl fall off the swing?"
is still one of my favourites.
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:00,
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It was cocking dead!
One of my favourite jokes, that.
Along the lines of:
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor."
Woo.
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:54,
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Along the lines of:
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor."
Woo.
I had to restrain from spraying my drink all over the keyboard.
I will remember that joke.
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56,
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Oh my
put your hand out like you have somerhing in your palm, then say "what's this?"
"No tomatoes"
It works wonderfully in real life, I swear
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05,
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"No tomatoes"
It works wonderfully in real life, I swear
When I was younger
there was a bloke who used to be a tag-along (always around, but could never get rid of him). Dumb as a bag of hammers, he used to ALWAYS fall for the NO-SOAP, RADIO!! joke...
edit: I agree about the tomatoes joke
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:03,
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edit: I agree about the tomatoes joke
Hahahaha
I hope you pushed him over into the mud on many an occasion
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:13,
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Hahahahaha!
*steals*
EDIT: How do you make a bunch of old ladies shout "FUCK!"?
Shout "BINGO!"
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:11,
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EDIT: How do you make a bunch of old ladies shout "FUCK!"?
Shout "BINGO!"
Or
"What do you do when an elephant comes thru your window?
Swim for it"
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55,
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Swim for it"
Or...
What did Napoleon say to his men before they got on the boat?
-Get on the boat.
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:59,
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-Get on the boat.
I see what you did there
luckily, its only part of the nail and some skin, any harder I might have lost part of the thumb
actually, that would be cool
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:14,
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actually, that would be cool
what's ten feet long and smells of piss
the post office queue on pension day
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09,
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Cor!
you must be the strongest person EVAR!
edit: are you Uruguay?
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:10,
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edit: are you Uruguay?
people pointing out, the gayness in others
are latent homosexuals
you big queer...
...oh
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:16,
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you big queer...
...oh
I knew a whole series of these.
I think I can remember some of them.
Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. 'Cause it was dead.
Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A. 'Cause it thought it was a game.
Q. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A. I can't remember the answer to this one.
Or the remaining eighty-ten million.
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Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:54,
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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. 'Cause it was dead.
Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A. 'Cause it thought it was a game.
Q. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A. I can't remember the answer to this one.
Or the remaining eighty-ten million.