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[challenge entry] the comic sans song

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(spinoza, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 8:54, archived)
# fffff
fffp
edit : 6k
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(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 8:57, archived)
# haha I just sang that in an opera style in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 8:57, archived)
# Oh god
I just sang it Opera style out loud
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:02, archived)
# Don't mention Opera!
You'll have the browser police as well as the typeface police descending on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:08, archived)
# 'Ning Ptols
We have another person signed up to the Bath bash now! Woo!
(Pachey, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:10, archived)
# Just how many B3tans can you get in one Bath?
*fetches soap
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:11, archived)
# if they are all students...not many
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:15, archived)
# heh heh hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:17, archived)
# depends how finely you mince them
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:12, archived)
# you mince quite well
oo-er
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:17, archived)
# I know...I got commended for my mincing
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:18, archived)
# Have we !?
*opens calendar*

Edit: So we do...really your Mum ?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:12, archived)
# My mum
She signed up when I told her Ptolemy was going.
(Pachey, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:13, archived)
# eh?
oh!

does he know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:14, archived)
# hehehe
"ning Bunster!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:15, archived)
# hello Sir
Does the day see you well
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:17, archived)
# Very well thanks
I'm resisting the w thing as much as I can
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:20, archived)
# i'm all for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:22, archived)
# wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:23, archived)
# i'm all for that too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:27, archived)
# ha ha!
Yay! At least I'll have someone of my own agegroup there :/
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:23, archived)
# Somehow
Comic Sans becomes almost pretty when pixellated all to fuck like that
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 8:59, archived)
# when it's really small it doesn't actually look like comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:00, archived)
# it's the little round letter a that gives it away
'tis why it's used in pre-schools and nurserys everywhere - easier for the little shits darlings to draw than the curly a in most fonts

Trouble is it's become so prevalent in the education field that now it's being perceived as childish when seen out of context - like on top of the National Rail Enquiries page f'rinstance.

It's sort of like a regional accent - there's nothing wrong with it per se, but Comic Sans makes you blink when heard in an unexpected place. Imagine an East End of Lahndon market stall manned by Phil wossisname from Time Team.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:02, archived)
# pah, in my day it was copperplate on slate all the way
never did me any harm... *twitches*

ning to you sir, and to all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:04, archived)
#

:) secretly 'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:06, archived)
# NING!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:11, archived)
# sssshhhhh!!
*panics*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:12, archived)
# My wife teaches adult ed Computing
One of the tasks is change this piece of text into another font,
and do you know what they always choose? Do you

Bloody Comic Sans!

There's nothing Comic about it, and why isn't there a comic serif?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:09, archived)
# ...cos that would just be silly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Yes rather
*fires up fontogapher*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:13, archived)
# i shot the serif
but i did not select tha comic sans
oh no oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:13, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:00, archived)
# Gah!
you could have anti-alias'd it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:02, archived)
# would have taken it over 5kb then shirley
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:05, archived)
# As stated above, not under the 5k compo limit
not under the 5k compo limitHere's the 4 colour version it looks a lot nicer but it's 7.5k so not eligible for the compo

(spinoza, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:06, archived)
# I really love the four shades of black there
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:10, archived)
# shades
colours

whatever :)
(spinoza, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:13, archived)
# it's the grey
from the antialiasing between the black and white
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:23, archived)
# yay!
but no extra points for text
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:04, archived)
# BLASPHEMER
Do not acknowledge that comic sans is actually text.

They'll burn your embassy.
(Woody999, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:07, archived)
# It's already been razed to the ground
I operate out of a shed in Islington High Street
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:11, archived)
# 'ning freebies!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:08, archived)
# 'Ning Pieman
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:16, archived)
# are you going to the fair?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:18, archived)
# Heh heh
Comic sans is evil.
(Pachey, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Ning Paachey
;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:12, archived)
# 'Ning BBB
:)
(Pachey, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:12, archived)
# you spelt
blonde wrongly...

*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Must be a merican
it's a typeface and not a font in any case
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:25, archived)
# what is the difference?
I've always thought that 'Font' and 'typeface' were the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:28, archived)
#
A typeface is one particular design or face of a font, independent of size or other attribute. Therefore, a full description of a font is by its symbol set, typeface, size, style, and weight. Generally, however, the differences amongst fonts within a typeface are described by their size, style, and weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:30, archived)
# or he could have said
"font family"
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:33, archived)
# well spotted
and obscenities doesn't rhyme with police either...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Depends
Blond is masculine, blonde is feminine.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 22:58, archived)