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[challenge entry] ANd now for something
completely offensive in every fluffy sense of teh word.


edit: mostly so there's a pic at the top instead of a nice pedant.

From the If The World Was Fluffy challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:01, archived)
# this is offensive how?
ooh, I've got some Haslet in my fridge! Should I make a sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:02, archived)
# mmm.. Haslet...
As long as it's not Vegamite spread...

Sorry Aussies.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:04, archived)
# WILD HASLET!
would go well with Marmite.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:05, archived)
# ohh!!!
I had heard the countryside was being overwhelmed by boar. Now there's a solution!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:06, archived)
# I'd eat it all.
every bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)
# damnit!
now I'm hungry!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:09, archived)
# vegemite is marmite for
people who can't deal with real food
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Is there any difference between marmite and vegemite?
other than the fact that vegemite is for cunts and marmite is lovely I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:09, archived)
# apparently
one is made with marm, and ine is made with veg...

/stupidity
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:11, archived)
# oh yes
wild Marm at that!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:12, archived)
# OH SWEET CHRIST!
He loves teh Marmite

From this page:
www.spurgeon.org/~phil/marmite.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:13, archived)
# aha! a by product of the brewing industry
i knew there was an extra reason for liking it!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:15, archived)
# MAR mite
as in MAR stons. Oh yes, Marmite comes from P.E.Diggereee!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:16, archived)
# But from reading
one can deduce that is the leftover silt form the bottom of a brewing vat.

mmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:18, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
silt
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:18, archived)
# and I quote
"Marmite is dark brown-colored savory spread made from the yeast that is a by-product of the brewing industry"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:19, archived)
# yip
that's the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# to compare them
vegemite is very very mild and hardly worth the bother to be honest. Marmite is food for people whose taste buds are still active.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:11, archived)
# By active you mean
???
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:12, archived)
# can still detect flavour
as opposed to just mush*



*i am quite drunk, this appears to make sense at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:14, archived)
# DAMN!
Now I REALLY want marmite on crackers with cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# marmite and cheese
is just the way things should be done. Toast for preference. Crackers if no toast available.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# I think
it tastes best on table crackers. Noice and dry.. Though I need usually about two full cups of summat to drink during...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)
# what are table crackers?
they sound intriguingly dry

edit: are they like water biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# have you never had Jacobs Cream Crackers?
they are like water biscuits, but less watery!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# i have indeed on many an occasion
i've just never heard them called table crackers before
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:36, archived)
# aha!
I'm not sure I've ever even tasted this vegemite nonsense. I now plan not to.
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:13, archived)
# don't...
period...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# yay
for vegemite!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:48, archived)
# do it! do it now!
(the sandwich that is)

there's another glass of wine in the bottle. I'm thinking of having it.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:06, archived)
# That's it!
That's the last straw. I have seen napalmed kids and magenta CDCs on here, but nothing has prepared me for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Is it too subtle?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:05, archived)
# It's unforgivable.
Try this:
www.clublez.com/movies/a_world_of_girls_kissing/

Likely that there's some NSFW images here, though I haven't seen any yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:09, archived)
# awww white ducks can't jump
and you may as well compo it
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:05, archived)
# ohh thanks!
I didn't even think of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:05, archived)
# Haha, I love that joke
Nice execution
(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)
# hehehe
that's quite clever.
(norumbegan, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 7:56, archived)