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[challenge entry] One, please - a seat by the window if possible.

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:28, archived)
# should be done
/is electrishun
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
:) you are the tits!

*suckles*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)
# hahahaha
Cripes, you make such a simple thing look so RUDE!
Well done :)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)
# I don't really get that. Who is bumming him with a glowstick?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Blair
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:30, archived)
# now it all makes sense
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:31, archived)
# At this time of the morning
you expect things to make sense?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:31, archived)
# yes
I bin up since 1600 yestermaday, and getting bluddy thirsty for beer!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:32, archived)
# but
but
why no sleep?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:33, archived)
# 1900-0700 shift!
but I'm off now till 0700 tomorrow!! YAYish
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Jeez !
I work 2200-0600hrs and that's more than enough for me.
(and I very rarely put in a full shift)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:44, archived)
# yeah, but at christmas I was on premium
£330/hour! Got pissed most days since though, so no profit!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:49, archived)
# !
That's more than the Prime Minister, Shirley?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:52, archived)
# it was actually a lot less,
but for the hours of actual doing stuff, it worked out as that
worked 48 hours, did about 4 1/2 hours graft in that time!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Do you also
work on the railways ?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 10:00, archived)
# underqualified!
/not boss-eyed
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)
# says a snail called flowerpot, wearing a hat with a flower....
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Oi!
I have never been so insulted in all my life*
*except that time when I was likened to the back end of a bus
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:35, archived)
# well
whoever said that wants to feel the full force of my belt!
probably, knowing the pervs who get on here
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Actually
I wonder if that would be a good QOTW? (What's the biggest insult you've ever had).
*thinks*
Nope, it's a crap one.
Move along, nothing to see here.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:42, archived)
# someone accused me of being:
a great guy, and sober, once, I never got my happiness back after that
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:53, archived)
# oh noes
i was refering to things making sense
in a place that hardly makes sense at all
no offense meant

*grovels*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:38, archived)
# Aaah
normal brain activity might kick in here in an hour or two.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:40, archived)
# phew....
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:42, archived)
# just over two hours for me
/never been so sober
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:42, archived)
# that's very well done
hehe
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:30, archived)
# lmao!
that's sooo bad

*clicks*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:36, archived)
# hahahah
top shits!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:39, archived)
# haha
have a one ticket curtasy of hull tours
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
what?

hahaha!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:41, archived)