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[challenge entry] Inspired by a true story...
...thankfully, not in my autobiography:


From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)
# arf!
Spreads easily though
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)
# I love the old adverts the best.
Those innocent days!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)
# I've heard of people having arseholes like marmite jars, but that is rediculous!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)
# did you hear that from someone standing behind you??
;) TM
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)
# that would
be bad to pull out and have a cock like a twiglet
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)
# *loves it*
(I helped save b3ta! feaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Slightly related: are they going to keep making old marmite when they bring out the new squeezy thinned down stuff, or am I going to have to stockpile?
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Bah !
Who'd want thinned down squeezy Marmite ?
That's nearly but not quite as stupid as vegetarian Bovril !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)