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[challenge entry] umfest



From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!!
you big gay toucher of ham
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)
# I think that's the only
thing I've ever made
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# oooops sorry, that should of been
you big lazy gay toucher of ham!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)
# if you build it she will come...
woo and 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Ta and noon!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Bernard Matthew...

...may not understand that!
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# you get a Chomp if you guess right
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# beautiful!
Is that a chomp sweet or a blowjob?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:32, archived)
# bee you tea full?
arf
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# No matter what they say?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Words can't bring me down!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:39, archived)
# But
a pool ball in sock can....

*thwack*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Poi?
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Poi?
Poi?

/edit Poi?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Echo
Echo
Echo
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# harder you big softy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Bold and capitals should do it....
!THWACK!

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# ah!
wasp point cup jug
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Beekitchenerteajug
I'm hearing ya :)
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Aha!
Bee-you-tea-ful

Beautiful!

Do I win a chomp?
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:36, archived)
# it would work too
if you clipped its talons
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)
# They just add to the fun
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:34, archived)