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[challenge entry] Quick and dirty


Ninja Edit: the caption is what would be printed on it. It's not a complaint :)

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)
# maybe he spent too much time gherkin' off
to get you a real present.
(norumbegan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)
# wow.
thats a little large!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)
# ha ha!
i like you

;) TM
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)
# heh
well i am lovely :D
and neighbours is on! woo!
harold bishop going crazy
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)
# i'l never forget the episode they found him working in that shop
after he was missing for yonks,

my mate had a pint with Toady last year on his vivst to Oz
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# i wanna go to oz
they do like a thing where you can meet some of the cast. and go to the street and generally neighbours! woo! i love neighbours far too much. i dread when i get a proper job and cant watch it
i want to be a student forever!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# you are my friend pam!
AICMFP


she is/was a student at bath uni, and last year she went to hawaii new zealand and oz, AND she met the cast on a trip that sounds an awful lot like the one you just described.........i fuckin' hate her
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)
# i nearly went to bath uni too
i think we would have got on well.
dont hate me *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Did some woman on Neighbours
just say
Spunkrats ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# cant say i noticed
but i doubt it :P
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# 'Twas big mouthed Pikey Woman in a LOUD Shirt
(Sorry, I don't know the names of half the characters)
and a quick Google seems to verify it as an Oz slang word !
You'll have to watch again tonight for verification.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# i really
will!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# haha
nah, you're alright *rubs*
i'm just jealous cos she's an english literature student, who's studying in spain.......jammy cow
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# awwww
jealous mr spam!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# meh,
amateurs

*straddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# *tries to look away*
*goes blind*
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# youre male
theres only one hole where that went
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# that went
that went

that went

that went

went

/echo
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# we're never seeing that
again!


i really dont want to
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# not the best time to be a window cleaner.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# i said to my wife the other day,
i said "geez you gotta big pussy" "geez you got a big pussy"

she asked me, "why'd you say it twice?"

so i sez "i didn't"

/predator
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# ..................
..............
....................
........................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

/predator
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)
# what shall i draw?
gimme some ideas!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# both pistols?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# what can you see?
and i will choose!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# i can seeeeee, my camera, my phone, toothpaste, a cow money box, some paint. some ibuprofen,
a cup, a jug, a bottle of water, a bottle of lemon and lime water, hairdryer, clive the dude, miss piggy and kermit, sugar, tesco bulbs, plates, my bag, pens, postcards, cider bottle, guitar, amp, tool box, icecream sign, busstop sign, some dead flowers.... tv, finger monster on the ducks head, a plastic daisy.....

im bored now :D
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# maybe you should do the tidying up........
:)
what's "clive the dude"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# haha its true
and clive is...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

he doesnt have glasses on any more, but he has a safety pin through a tenticle, he's punk.
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# *RAWK!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# i used his glasses to wedge my thermostat
in my car
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# is this code for something rude??
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:16, archived)
# nope
i dont think so anyhoo
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)
# an appointments supervisor in a small east sussex hospital who is bored and spends all his time on b3ta............
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# *waves*
coo-ey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# *waves*
are you watching me.............?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# if that's what it's called these days then, yes, yes i am
*fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# hehe
i feel like saying "groan" in a bad joke sense. but feel that if if i just said "groan" it would be taken wrongly!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# *takes it wrongly*
*groans*
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# *gives it wrongly*
*purrrrrs*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# bet if jordan were to use it, it still wouldn't touch the sides....
fnar, fnar, I said a funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Heh heh
KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE SIDES.
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# haha
good thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# hurrah for falic buildings
(pdjpdj, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# the air conditioning in there
is a bit vigourous
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Agreed!
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# KLCC
I used to see them and the KL tower out of my apartment window - before I moved to Bangsar.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:21, archived)