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[challenge entry] BANG !

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Look what it does to an anus!
Good as new!
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)
# hahahaha ! why didn't i think of that.
i'd be lost without you.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Cum stains, crust, ground in shit,
There a challenge for some sex toys but not for Cillit Bum
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
# don't get to carried away petal.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Me, carried away? Never!
I'm quiet, reserved and always think carefully before saying or doing anything.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)
# hehehehe
Ive just heard that a girl at my college, who im not keen on, did something rather silly over the weekend.
hehehe, rumours in an ICT class state that she videod herself 'flicking teh beans0rz' and sent it to someone!
silly cow, pussy is not TV remote!
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
# But they should be.
I don't have time to please the lady and channel surf. If only there was some sort of product that combined the two.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:12, archived)
# *thinks*
Goddamnit, i have not Photoshop!

*clicks fingers*
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)
# try the GIMP its free
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:16, archived)
# GIMPshop is the shit!
It's like GIMP, but more like Photoshop..
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:19, archived)
# by the looks of it
my tiny sleepy mind cannot comprehend the crap i gotta do to install it

*shifts to To-Do pile*

Ill do it later
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:19, archived)
#
*fingers clicks*
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:17, archived)
# *clicks toes*
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:21, archived)
# "BANG"...
"and the most obvious reply is posted"

Nice!
'Ning all too.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Just the job
...for c(il)lit banging. :)

/arf!

EDIT: How rude of me - WOOOO!
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Bang! and the need is gone!
;)
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Did you hear about Barry's new line in explosives called
Cillit Boom?

Slow start to the evening from me.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:11, archived)
# WOOP! for reposts!
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It would have been more succesful, but it always left too many stains!
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha. that is brilliant.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Reposts you say
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
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(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:18, archived)
# LMAO
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:20, archived)
# I spot a nancy sinatra board sig!
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:17, archived)
# well nancy sinatra and lee hazlewood.
first person to notice/say anything. I COMMEND YOU.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:21, archived)
# yay
me!
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:26, archived)
# i'm going to listen to it now.
tis such a damn good song.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)