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[challenge entry] If Google owned everything


There would be knowwhere left to hide.



From the If Google Owned Everything challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:17, archived)
# On the other hand
their omniscient network would be fully searchable and reliable. :D
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:18, archived)
# Aaah...but if they owned everything you would not need to search.
If you wanted an MP3 player, you'd be stuck with a Google one, so no need to shop around. Want pr0n? Only official google filth would be available. They would just deliver it to you as they know everything about you from your shopping habits and the Googlemegastore. They'd know you brought Lube and Kleenex so would automatically email you some pr0n.
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:23, archived)
# wow
that sounds neat.
bit like cuba where they have just one brand of toothpaste, called Perla.
but everyone knows it's Perla, so they don't write the name on the tube....
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26, archived)
# pr0n? mp3s?
what the heck are you thinking?
b3ta.com/board/5781434
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:31, archived)
# 'cept for
in China.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Ah, but
Google would run China then you see. They're playing the long game, making it look like China wins, then they come up from behind and....


*bums*
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:46, archived)
# RIS?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:21, archived)
# MOR       ONS
              RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:23, archived)
# 1984
It's the Victory logo.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Ahh, I see
Having only read the book wouldn't help me then...

edit - those v
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26, archived)
# this^
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:27, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:28, archived)
# th^is
just thought i'd complete the pattern :)
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:30, archived)
# is that the
lizard thing?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26, archived)
# I think you're thinking of the
dodgy sci-fi show 'V'
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:29, archived)
# yep i think
i am, god that was shit
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Yup
Awful






*Downloads*
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:55, archived)
# yes
he can do anything
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:44, archived)
# Spotted.
...Google (Big brother) would know everything about you.
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26, archived)
# That's very woo... but I have my own nightmare vision of the future:
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:36, archived)
# I wonder of the irony of it all...
John Hurt plays the anti-hero in 1984, and is now playing the ultimate Big Brother in V for Vendetta...

My brainths.. hurth...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:38, archived)
# Haha
nice!

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(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:39, archived)
# (chants)
mee-ow
mee-ow
mee-ow
mee-ow
mee-ow
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:41, archived)