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[challenge entry] People would be fitted with their own search engine

Damn it that I was a day late for the compo.

From the If Google Owned Everything challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:25, archived)
# What an ace idea for a shirt sir,
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:26, archived)
# she looks dead.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:26, archived)
# aawww
don't be so hard. It's just being a junkie that does it.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)
# And anorexic
Yaaaaaaays, best combination evaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:28, archived)
# the envy
of women nationwide ^^
(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Yeah, I think it's about time that women realise that they can never ever be thin enough
And whatever they try doing they'll still look fat and unattractive and will end up dying alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:37, archived)
# Something
like that
(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Yeah, y'know- it's not a definitive guide, just more of a starting point to work from
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Shit, those ribs are hot
Nothing gets me steamier than seeing a girl's ribs through her skin. Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:30, archived)
# this ^
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:34, archived)
# In Lisbon, I saw a woman whose upper-arms were as wide as pencils, walking through a shop
I wanked off that image in my mind for weeks afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)
# !
I'm praying you are still taking the piss!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:37, archived)
# :D
Well, there's a fine line between subtle satire and twattishness.

And I always seem to go past it.


Nah, anorexia is horrible and so is morbid obesity. Really, you should be content with whatever size you are. Unless that size is fat.

How can I never seem to redeem myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Tits did not match any documents!
Hahahaha. Skinny rich cow
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I actually sniggered at that
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:28, archived)
# MMh..a pleasant brown deposit
/autocomplete 0_o *scared*

yep, hadn't we suffered enough before you extended it a day?
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:28, archived)
# hmmmph
well, I hoped this was a bit different to most of the entries.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:30, archived)
# It is good sir
Don't you worry your pretty little face.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:31, archived)
# hehe
cheers
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What a flat screen!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:29, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:31, archived)
# :)
Doesn't mean it's not woo!, sir!
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)