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# ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i should show my girlfirend this sign
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 13:12, archived)
# not getting any back-door action then?
what tricks have you tried?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jun 2006, 13:13, archived)
# 'OOPS I SLIPPED'
is always a good effort
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 13:14, archived)
# i
find oops slipped sometimes works
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I usually find that
a length of elecrical flex, a ball gag and a tube of toothpaste does the trick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jun 2006, 13:17, archived)
# doesn't the toothpaste smart a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 13:21, archived)
# minty fresh
and shiny bright

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jun 2006, 13:22, archived)
# yeah
you should definitly use the baking-powder varieties
(eds209 invites you to a HousepartyofthedDead.com, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 13:30, archived)
# the 'oops i slipped' method
resulted in a smack in the mouth :(

im going to try the brick option next
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 13:16, archived)
# she couldn't read it as she's made of plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 13:14, archived)
# should be no problem then!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jun 2006, 13:19, archived)