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[challenge entry] Hear about the back-street abortionist whose business folded?

Poster sized
His ferret died.

From the Sick Joke Book - Final Entries challenge. See all 39 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 20:59, archived)
# I though it was a beaver!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:01, archived)
# .
That's where they put the ferret
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:14, archived)
# ferret+beaver
against nature!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 22:01, archived)
# hello Duke


that's truly awful, but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:02, archived)
# hello
what a braw cheese portion man
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:02, archived)
# poor little ferret


he served us well
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:03, archived)
# hehe the tail looks like a furry willy
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Oh dear god
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:04, archived)
# what is a foetus doing underneath her lungs?
(running away from teh ferret?)
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:05, archived)
# maybe she swallowed it?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:06, archived)
# she swallowed the ferret to catch the phoetus
she swallowed the phoetus to catch the aids
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:13, archived)
# I DUNNO WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYY SHE WANTED THE AIDS
perhaps to give to her boyfriend.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:16, archived)
# I don't know why she fucked the intravenous drug user


perhaps she'll die
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:16, archived)
# yes
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:17, archived)
# I thought
it was a dead foetus at first glance!
(don't stroke the goat! Date of Birth:, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:06, archived)
# It got pushed up when the ferret was playing with it
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:07, archived)
# yuk

evening duke vile as ever
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Heh, haven't seen that one before!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Nice one!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Much woo
i may need some...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Ooooof...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:11, archived)
# That actually made me feel ill
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:34, archived)
# I remember submitting that joke!
Braw work you've done on it too! thats GOT to go in!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 22:02, archived)