She has clearly gone senileand doesn't know what time of day it is, for all we know she could be eating elevenses right now.
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The Duke of Prunes,
Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:58,
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Is that possible ?Surely the Time-Space Continuum would collapse leaving us in a Perpetual Tiffin Void ?
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Wed 28 Jun 2006, 13:13,
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