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(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Rod Hull has aged well
but i'm not sure about Emu
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:42, archived)
# sweat pits?
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:43, archived)
# I think she's wearing 2 shirts
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)
# who made them?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)
# how silly
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)
# it's a bra
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:46, archived)
# no it's not
look at the shoulder. 1 blue top (cyan then), 1 white top and 1 blue bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:46, archived)
# whatever it is
she's not a bonnie haddock
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:47, archived)
# a
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:48, archived)
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She's got a face like a dog lickin pish off a nettle
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:49, archived)
# She's a bit Jimmy Hill, yes
I don't think the aviators are helping. I know they're fashionable but they just look fucking odd on girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:50, archived)
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I bet she smells like an alkies carpet
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:50, archived)
# look what she did
to the garden
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)
# silly mare!
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)
# I think Bonnie Haddock
used to be a Blue Peter presenter.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:49, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)
# that's her!
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Correct.
She got sacked for smoking fish.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Don't do drugs or fish kids
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha
wow, this has struck me as ridiculous
hoorays!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:44, archived)
# I love her
"whoa, check out my bird hand" expression
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:44, archived)
# That'd be a hand-job you wouldn't forget in a hurry!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:44, archived)
# but if you needed the loo when you're stuck in a lift or something.....
You'd just have to keep your hand closed until you got somewhere where you could empty it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I'm not a fan of birds....
This is going to give me nightmares :(
(Helem Ola chickens :), Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Quack
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)
# YES
yes.
(deathbyfeedback, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:48, archived)
# She's got a lovely hole
I mean in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Sunshie elephant would
100%fact
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 17:45, archived)
# hehehehe
Very good.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:35, archived)
# However great that is ...
it some-how doesn't overcome how shite this weeks compo is.
I think I'll go on holiday ... in the pub :D (at least no flights are needed .. or accomodation)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:36, archived)
# *ARFS*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Here eveyone - have something non-apple flavoured!
2006-07-28_11-17-460001
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:38, archived)
# That makes me a bit unhappy
Because I have no remote control helicopters :(
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:40, archived)
# My,
that am big mosquitos!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:42, archived)
# They sounded like bIIIIg mosquitos too!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:43, archived)
# I know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Are you here in civilisation then?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)
# what do you mean "here" in civilisation?
I'm here!

*echoes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:46, archived)
# No shark, no bridge...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:48, archived)
# hehehe
great ^^
(combat (weesi) - never mind, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:38, archived)
# cool use of an overused thing
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Me likes that!
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Haha
Nice.
(DTAled You can make a Fortune in Lies, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 17:36, archived)