Well I'm watching25 hours of Hi-definition Porn whilst listening to a director's commentary
on my PC. Beat that!
Actually watching Doctor Who
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Sun 30 Jul 2006, 1:40,
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on my PC. Beat that!
Actually watching Doctor Who
25 hours of real sex with your lady friend giving you a running commentary as and when required?Shingles?
Sex with inanimate objects?
That fresh kneecap smell?
Po?
Brainrushes from getting up too fast that turn into absurdly vivid daydreams that seem to last longer than they really do?
Those damp patches under the mattress that look like mould but smell of cinnamon rolls?
Disneyland Paris the day after all the kids go back to school?
(Sex with inanimate objects?
That fresh kneecap smell?
Po?
Brainrushes from getting up too fast that turn into absurdly vivid daydreams that seem to last longer than they really do?
Those damp patches under the mattress that look like mould but smell of cinnamon rolls?
Disneyland Paris the day after all the kids go back to school?
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 30 Jul 2006, 1:48,
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