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[challenge entry] Red Devil Publications
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From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Poor Emu, he must be so lonely now.... This is for you TuT, chin up old bean

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely
made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up
prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst
premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this. I had to elope with my
new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been
finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even with all her piercings,
tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion, dad -
she's pregnant and Barbara assures me that we will be very happy. Even though
you don't care for her since she is so much older than I am, she already owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood enough for the whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Barbara taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing
it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy
we need. In the meantime, we pray that science will find a cure for aids so that
Barbara can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry, dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,
John

P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at Billy's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card which is in
your desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it's safe for me to come home.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)
# ha ha !
He never did phone :(
(Mr Dan is the man, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha
still living with Billy after all these years
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:44, archived)
# /talk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:37, archived)
# /inflated ego
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:39, archived)
# definately not

I know you have though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:41, archived)
# you know naught mortal
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:43, archived)
# SMITE THEM!!!
SMITE THEM GOOOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:39, archived)
# I'll never forget his Potters Bar poem
Hurray, hurray.
To be in Potters Bar.
People come from neer and far.
By bus, by train, by boat, by car.
So bring your Ma and bring your Pa.
And come to Potter Bar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:42, archived)
# yay
same source pic
(I helped save b3ta! 33321 .................................................., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)