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[challenge entry] The new BMW / Micronor merger?

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(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Bit of a birth control fetish this morning
sorry about that.
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)
# NAUGHTY STEP!!!
i'm sure you miss it
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)
# at least you didn't do a marconi coil.
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)
# *closes tattyshop*
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# it's a mini adventure...

...into fluctuating hormones.
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Eh?
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)
# there's more to birth control
than just anal sex :P
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)
# inded there is
oral, nasal, in the ear, foot sex, in the armpit, soapy titwank, etc...
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Back of the knee
Or bag a fat bird and ride her sweaty folds

*cums*
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# *films*
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)
# yes, but can you fig it?
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)
# no
i can't
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)
# YES YOU CAN!!!
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)
# er, you can?
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Well, I'm gone (Go on then!)
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)
# can I fig it?
to all the people who can quest like a tribe does
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Just pass me the ginger.
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# woohoo!
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)
# yey, its the magenta pill
Is that meant to be the mini-pill?
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)
# for women who have
mini-eggs?
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)
# if they did
I'd go down on them more often.
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# you are mister cadburys parrot
AICMFP
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# quails?
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# those pills should be the size of your head
honest guv.

ning all.
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Mend it?
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# like beckham
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)
# i'm trying!
and failing.

there's a loose connection on the on/off button and i can't get in to the wires.
not that i'd know what to do with the wires if i could get to them.
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)
# have you tried switching it off then on again?
*runs*
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# YOU'D BETTER RUN.
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)
# 'ning sweetness!
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)
# ning honey
send me some loving, i'm having a crappy day!
(, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)