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(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

class

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

That man is so fit.

Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

you want his yolk

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

I just want an excuse to be on a spaceship

Ooooh, pretty view out of my window.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)

You think so?

I wouldn't.

(Pachey, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

I have

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McBadger COW, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

me neither

there's something wrong with his head, look...

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

extra hole

must be good!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

mmm lukewarm

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

I quite like older men.

Alan Rickman's another one I wouldn't mind - he's very nice.

I have no taste in men apparently though, so it's more that I'm weird- I like Lemmy which is apparently WRONG AND NOT GOOD.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

That is wrong

very wrong.

(Pachey, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

I know

And I'm sorry.

Oh, and Peter Steele is nice too- I suppose he's an older man, in his 40s as he is.

members.aol.com/verucadave/typeo/petelve2.jpg

there he is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

deep and slow

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

He's not slow.

Well, he might be. I don't care as much as I should. He's got a very big willy, for he am very large all over.

did you mean 'slow, deep and hard'?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)

I was talking about his voice

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)

Ohhhhh

Yes. Yes, very. Deep voices are good, although those men with them don't seem to be able to control their decibel level (my lad cannot whisper to save his life- he's a crap stealth monkey)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)

the worst thing about having a deep voice

is getting major sore throats when out clubbing
because you have to shout so much louder to
counter the bass in the music :(

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)

He is the king of munt!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

But I love him

And you just know he's going to be good in bed. The guy's got laid.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

He's shit

And he never called me in the morning

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)

I'd just that that was so perfectly Lemmy I'd end up with it being endearing

Bless him.

I always love bastards.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)

Lemmy?

Lemmy?
*goes for a shower*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)

See, there's the other reason it's good to fancy Lemmy

Because if there were lines for the men, the Lemmy queue would involve minimal waitage.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)

*gives priority pass*

anytime hun ;P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)

You complete stud.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)

muffin

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)

In a perfect world, you'd be calling me muffin

but we both know that not to be true. :-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)

is he coming round?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)

he only wanted to be in a band to get women

it says here

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)

my friend slept with his daughter about 10 years ago

apparaently it was all he could do to avoid saying 'engage' at the crucial moment

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

hahahah did he see everything?

and I mean everything!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

~~my friend~~ I ~~his daughter~~ him

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)

Did you?

Cor!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

but it's a nice thought.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

warp 11 all the way

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

fire phasers number one

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

Fire laser cannons!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

Pfft

Gold

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Box of Rabbits, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

nice shoppery skills!

woo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

Hahaha!

Patregg Stewart.

Make it so...ldiers.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

fab

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)