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[challenge entry] I call it 'The scream'

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(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)
# i call it
WOO!
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)
# would
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)
# that
would hurt like a mothercock!
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)
# hahaahah
your mother's cock hurts?
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)
# *sniff*
I was abused....
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)
# COR!
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Your mother
didn't have a cock?

I thought it was normal..

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

/being a twunt
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Yes,
Sorry about that.
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)
# ah, hello!
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)
# like riding a bike through a aircraft hanger
x
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)
# trying to plug the channel tunnel with a cork
x
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)
# like buggering Mr Horribles arse
with an eighteen inch dildo
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)
# 18? Bit small isn't it?
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)
# length / diameter / circumference
?
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)
# depends on the time of day
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:56, archived)
# like throwing a hotdog down an alleyway
x
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)
# like fucking Katie Price
x
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:56, archived)
# I
would til er eyes pop out
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:57, archived)
# sorry... i meant fisher price
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:01, archived)
# she's
half price when i've finished with er
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:04, archived)
# would she not be full price?
/pedant
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Katie Price
smells of fish?
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:07, archived)
# thats her....
u know her?
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:08, archived)
# he
hehe

hehehehehehehe

oooooo its tunderin
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)
# like throwing a brick down the Dartford Tunnel
x
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:58, archived)
# and who said romance was dead!?
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Crippin?
*actually going now*
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:01, archived)
# peter andre
did when i nailed his eyes to the chair
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:01, archived)
# ace tastic
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:50, archived)
# *munchs*
(, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)