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[challenge entry] COME ON BABY TAKE A CHANCE WITH US.

ONE DAY IN OHIO I WAS SURFING ON THE BEACHES THERE AND I SAW A SHARK, THE SHARK WAS REALLY COOL LOOKING HE HAD SUNGLASSES AND A TOTALLY AWESOME HAIRCCCUCUT AND I WENT INTO THE WATER AND THEN WHEN THE SHRK TRIE TO BITE ME I JMPED OVR HIM AND I TOTALLY PWNED THE SHARK. THE SHARK THEN WALKED ON LAND AND TRIED TO KILL ME AND MY FAMILY SO I SHOT IT BETWEEN THE EYES AND THEN I SUT ITS HEART OUT OF ITS CHEST AND ATE IT, AFTERWARDS I SHOWERED IN ITS BLOOD, THEN I MAD THIS PICTURE.

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(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 5:59, archived)
# Sweet.
 

 
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 6:02, archived)
# ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
SRRY I CNT HEAR YUO, IM ASLEEP.
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 6:03, archived)
# Guess you won't hear me creepin' in yo' downstairs window, then.
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 6:04, archived)
# puppycock
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 6:13, archived)
# JIBBER-JABBER!
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 6:16, archived)
# Staring at that GIF too long,
Makes me feel sick :(
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 6:07, archived)
# Yeah, I feel that way about babies, too.
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 6:13, archived)
#
Baby motion sickness.
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 6:23, archived)
# this
is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

and that bit with the monkey drummer in George of the Jungle
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 6:34, archived)
# Watch-out-for-that-tree!
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 6:38, archived)
# ATTTACCK!!!!!
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 6:35, archived)
# sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
power kitty
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 7:21, archived)
# be happy
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 6:05, archived)
# wooooo
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
(, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 6:30, archived)