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# mine was bad taste
when we first put it on (we were 13)
it seemed a bit....

well, low budget

but it turned out to be one of the best films i've ever seen :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:41, archived)
# There's a film which is apparently a tribute to troma or something
With a girl that gets off on people dying, wanking over a guy having kilos of cocaine shoved up his rectum with a funnel and a transexual and stuff....

Oh, she also wanks to someone who's nailed to an escalator which is kind of killing him like a tube of toothpaste.

anyone know what it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)
# I think it's the film version of Coronation Street...
Or it might be Hollyoaks, I can't remember.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Nope.
It's 4dam the Movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:54, archived)
#


?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Right.
You wankers, I'm off to google.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:55, archived)
# I'm thinking it might be a film called Terror Firmer.
Hmmm.

EDIT: I AM FUCKING RIGHT.

HAH.

www.badmovies.org/othermovies/terrorfirmer/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)
# mmmmm
if you find out for sure
let me know
sounds like a corker....
:)
*watches Ichi the Killer while waiting*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:00, archived)
# *points up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:01, archived)
# "Extremely unrated"
ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:05, archived)
# You know it's going to be good
May I also recommend a brill movie called Shock 'Em Dead? It's shit in a badly produced, no budget, 80s hair metal and bad effects sort of way. But on the upside, it's funny and it's got tits in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:07, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen that at some point....
And I love the bit in Ichi the Killer where the face comes flying out of the room and slides down the wall.

Edit: Reading that bit about Terror Firmer is starting to ring vague bells too.

I've seen far too many dodgy movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:12, archived)
# I still haven't seen Ichi the Killer
Which is heinous, I know.

I hadn't seen reservoir dogs until last month, and I'm an ex-film student.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:18, archived)
# see also
Dead or Alive

and no
not the film of the computer game
but a yakuza flick with some strange twists :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Aha, will do.
I've played the game. And still prefer Tekken 3 to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:23, archived)
# i'm gonna hunt these two films down now :)
ta!
i always like a bit of extreme cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:15, archived)
# If you haven't seen it yet...
make sure you get round to seeing Happiness of the Katakuris.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Are you sure
you didn't just dream it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:52, archived)
# No!
I watched it in someone called Stuart's house, a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Balamory, the collected episodes
(Pachey, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:54, archived)
# What's the story in Balamorgy?
Wouldn't YOU like to know.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)