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# No!
I loves her, she's such a wee mental sprocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:36, archived)
# "hello Bjork welcome to OW OW OWOWOWOWO OUCH!"
^this
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:40, archived)
# well you would too if someone came up to you after a long flight
and told your 7 year old son that your mum is a bitch for no reason.

Why do you think she dropped the charges?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
# she needs help
though

I've got to remember that "wee mental sprocket" tis a good insult to hurl next time I get angry :D (this may take a while though)

instead of stopping my kids swearing, I'm going to bring them up to experiment with swear words.

I mean, call some-one a "bastard" and it's dull ... call them a "syphilitic goat shagging bastard" and you've got an awsome putdown!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Teach them the awesomeness of the underrated insults
for sheer beauty in simplicity - 'git'. Always a good'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)
# there is a beauty in simplicity
but if you force them to use 5 concatenated words in a row, they'll either not swear or come out with absolute corkers!

Well that's the theory!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Wee mental sprocket
sounds more like a compliment than an insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)
# It was
but I don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:46, archived)
# kids knowing what syphilitic means?
what's the world coming to...


...and end!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)