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Ambiguous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

She's a munter?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:56, archived)

But she's really sweet, bless her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

she is indeed

Mrs GS knows her and her family
/Swindon blog

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

Melinda's in the same category as

Kittens and baby chicks and stuff as far as I'm concerned.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

she's just as cuddly

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

If you ever meet her

Or meet her again if you have already, tell her some bird she doesn't know in Bucks thinks she's lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

I think that's called staliking-by-proxy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

But you do my stalking for me you see

Making me seem a lot less scary.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

I do have the practice mind you

I can often be found in trees with a set of binoculars

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

replace kitten with melinda

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w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

I would

munter's a bit harsh!

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Ambiguous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

Well, the surprise is

She's a man

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

But

she'd still get it hard and dry up the wrong un.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

That's the surprise!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

yeah,

but she's got a lovely personality

well ok .. big tits and she shows them off ... that's a good personality to me!!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

thats some old pic u got there...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

first posted...

23/07/2003

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Ambiguous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

You UTTER Cunt.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

you OTTER's arse!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

TOP insult

of the day!
*uses*

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

>>WINNER<<

how'd y'like them apples Bri?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

*Applauds*

You have the best reply in this thread.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

OI! stop flirting with me!

y'big puff!
/public disorder blog

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

(see? multipurpose insultage)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

I take your point ..

but it's still no substitute for "You ham touching, fudge packing, rim meister" .. I say concatonate as many insults as you can, if you can stop yourself from laughing at the end I'll be impressed!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:36, archived)

why

thank you

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Ambiguous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

ahhhhhhhh

i remember when she was all the rage :P

what's she doing with herself these days?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

Probably being lovely

and smiling lots.

Aw, she's such a little bunchkin.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

i would certainly not turn down a nice snuggle if offered :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

You couldn't

*hugs imaginary Melinda*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

*group hugs*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

*tears of joy*

God bless us, every one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

*removes crutch*

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

Miracle happenage!

Mua hah, you can't beat Tiny Timotron.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

squeezing out puppies

presumably

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

breakfast club vernacular

I like it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:01, archived)

HERE WE GO AGAIN!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

Bump-bump-bump-bump

"I think we just hit some hippies"

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

they get about a bit!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

Reminds me of the naked gun starting sequence

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

^^this

"...happens every fucking time i go shopping!"

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

reverse view:

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

hahaha! that is brilliant!

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg.

/flees

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

class...

needs more 911 reference though :)

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

where the fuck

is the customary Shark?

(Andropov, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

I only see GMOS.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

Pick a meme, any meme...

I don't see no Quo though

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andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)

Left side pavement!

Fear them.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

I stand corrected!

*fears*

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andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

said the man in orthopedic shoes

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

quality :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

hahahahahaha

that roffle's my boat

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

Loved

it first time round and still do :¬)

EDIT: Is that a tesco value van in the background?

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

I still fucking love that.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)

That would explain it

If Mr T woke up mid-flight and panicked, it's no wonder they crashed the plane.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

Yay!

I'm going on the dodgems in a bit, work is laying them on.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)

I really like MM

she was on Big Brother a few years ago
and came across quite well

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:02, archived)

o look at this angle ...

nsfw but actually no nipps showing

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)