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# Alternatively
under new(ish) UK law:
wank into a tube, wait 18 years and you will be contacted by your offspring!
any better?
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 22:16, archived)
# or
wank in a tube wait five minutes and watch an old lady slip over.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 22:23, archived)