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[challenge entry] Tenuous pea-roast for compo.

...and no one complained about late deliveries when Simon was doing their round either.

FYI: I was given a remote controlled Dalek, (the big 12 inch kind from all good toy stores and probably quite a few crap ones too), for my recent birthday and decided that I was either gonna call it Trevor or Simon. All the Trevor's I've ever known have been utter knob-ends so Simon it was. And I think it's a good name for a Dalek so there.

From the Aliens on Earth challenge. See all 409 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# He'll have a bugger of a job in tower blocks with broken lifts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# gah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Real Daleks don't use stairs.
They just level the building!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# he was rubbish at delivering round the flats though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# I think Trevor's better.
(I helped save b3ta! BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# I know.....
... but I have my reasons.

"YOU...HAVE...A...RE...CORD...ED...DE...LIV...ERY...PLEASE...SIGN...HEEEERE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Spackers
are people too.
(I helped save b3ta! BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Really?
Cool!

(hunts for spacker to hump)
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# I hate those cunting tube adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)