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[challenge entry] An American Paris Werewolf

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(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Still would...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! feaf, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Nine Inch Nails always pops into my head when I see her
Reptile specifically.
"Seeds from a thousand others drip down from within, oh, my beautiful liar, oh, my precious whore, my disease"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:45, archived)
# *puts down knife and fork*
Well, that's my tea going to waste tonight...

:P
Still would though. Might have to carve her a new one first...
(I helped save b3ta! feaf, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Oh dear.
She's beastly. She's the kind of woman who would talk like a porn actress while you were "making love".
Touch my this, suck my such and such.. something all over my whatever.
/partridge

My missus Someone who I know's girlfriend tried that recently and I he just burst out laughing and finished himself off with a slice of bacon that had been left out by mistake and half a melon in the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 20 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)
# you forgot
myself
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 19:25, archived)
# So I did.
My life is just a list of faux pas.
At the moment my workplace is full of Japanese people. I was talking to someone the other day and I decided that I would email him a message sequence diagram rather than drawing it from scratch.

"What's your email address?"
"R dot"
"Ok. R dot..."
"No, no, R, not R" *leans over and hits L*

On the upside, I am now called Bingowings San.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 20 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# she has massive
feet
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Oh, I hate it when that happens.
I always carry a back-up head with me too, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:38, archived)
# He what's happening here?
The werewolf has decapitated Paris?
Or Paris has decapitated the wolf? Then took her head off?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Ah, you've seen
through my hasty editing.Curses.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:42, archived)
# I do like
the fact that her head looks like a butt plug!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:44, archived)
# In this picture....
Or just in genreral?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:47, archived)
# In this pic
with the neck and the shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:49, archived)
# heheheh
brawasm
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 21:05, archived)
# YAY!
She's ugly as sin and annoying as hell. I'm happy you chose to brutalise her :-)

The planet is a nicer place without Paris.
(ProjectLoft RebelWithoutAPulse, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)