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[challenge entry] Oh my, how does she do it?

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(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha
super
(Mattyboy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Heh heh,
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# erm
I should have probably waited until the challenge thing was available in the drop down menu.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# pssst
it's there now
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# flippin eckski Fnord me lad
I is sure I've seen this before. You being a naughty reposter?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# I can't edit my old post for the challenge
and it was 6 months ago now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# oh I see. Me slow.
Didn't notice new challenge was out. Please accept my apogglies. Here have a satsuma.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Got any more?
I fancy a juggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Maybe she's born with it?
maybe it's Germoline?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# someone had the make-up gun
set to whore
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# hehehe
'the makeup gun' I like that.

A friend of mine once got upset with me because I called her make-up case 'The Toolbox'.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# yes, all whores wear green lipstick.
How about "fucked-up clown"?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Clown Whores then,
pay them twenty quid and they poor a bucket of water down your trousers.

'Ooh, pie me ,PIE ME!'
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Maybe i give away too much by having this to hand

"Any more pie?"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Splosh!
Pervert.

I love the concept of Prostitute Clowns for some reason.

'Shall I squirt you with my flower?'
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Heh.
'Touch my red nose'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# heehee
you know sometimes I feel like a naughty wee boy at the back of the class on this board. Oh ssssh, Miss is looking. *whistles inexplicably*
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Cough - Repost

(maybe you were in the states at the time though)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# I
probably was :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# don't
they have the internet over there then ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# yes
but it's 3 months behind
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)